Beware of Werewolves on Wheels this Halloween

By | October 19th, 2010 | 3 Comments

Beached Miami Halloween Edition T-shirt

On Oct. 29, Miami Critical Massers will take their two-wheelers to the streets as they do on the last friday of every month. But this time around they’ll be dressed to kill. In the blood-curdling, zombified spirit of Halloween, riders will don costumes and bike 19 miles through Brickell, Coral Gables, Coconut Grove, Little Havana, Downtown, and Edgewater, leaving a succession of traumatized toddlers in their wake.

We at Beached Miami are so psyched for this Critical Mass, we decided to make Halloween-edition tees and hand them out for free after the ride. Robby banged out the werewolf cyclist drawing after an especially intense image repatterining session last full moon. Strapped for cash, we only made 20 shirts, so only riders in costume are eligible for the giveaway. Make sure to dress your scariest next Friday and stalk, lurch, or float our way. We’ll be the ones dressed as Romy and Michele.

For more information on the ride, click HERE, HERE, and/or HERE.


3 Comments on “Beware of Werewolves on Wheels this Halloween”

  1. 1 Top Ten Miami Halloween Weekend Events | Beached Miami said at 12:51 am on October 28th, 2010:

    […] Hundreds of costumed bicyclists will terrorize the streets of Miami on this 19-mile ride through Brickell, Coral Gables, Coconut Grove, Little Havana, Downtown, and Edgewater. After the ride, Beached Miami will hand out free wolfcyclist t-shirts to 20 lucky riders in costume. (Check out the shirt HERE.) […]

  2. 2 Pine Hill Haints rock Churchill's Pub | Beached Miami said at 12:49 am on October 30th, 2010:

    […] Los Bastardos Magnificos mandolin player David Miller runs custom screen printing shop Damage Ink. (They do tight work.) window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({appId: "108383742555735", status: true, cookie: […]

  3. 3 Miami Critical Mass Halloween Costume Ride | Beached Miami said at 2:40 am on October 30th, 2010:

    […] After the ride, a hundred plus Massers stopped at Formerly PS14 (BAR) downtown to watch the second half of the Heat home opener, drink beer, and eat hotdogs (= Heaven), and we gave out free Beached Miami Wolfcyclist tees. […]


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