Reaction to Daboll hire in 5-7-5 formation

By | January 17th, 2011 | 5 Comments

Brian Daboll the Dolphins’ new offensive coordinator? WTF? A guy who led one of only two offenses that scored fewer points than the Dolphins in 2010? This is who we choose after yet another playoff-less season? Doball may not deserve the blame for being dealt a shitty hand in Colt McCoy, Seneca Wallace, and Jake Delhomme, but then why have faith he can jumpstart the Dolphins’ laggard O? Why indeed. Yes, I’m all questions and no answers. In fact, the only way I’ve found to express my confusion is through haiku:

No offense, Offense.
Someone call the Ginn family.
Daboll can’t fix it.

This video is also helping me work things out.

Ah, that ought to wake up the muse. What are your thoughts on the Doball hire? Let us know in a comment (preferably in haiku).


5 Comments on “Reaction to Daboll hire in 5-7-5 formation”

  1. 1 Foodstamps said at 9:26 pm on January 17th, 2011:

    I have never seen
    One so excited for three
    When up by twenty

  2. 2 Monica McGivern-Palm Beach County Photographer said at 10:09 pm on January 17th, 2011:

    Offensive viewpoint?
    American “football” sucks.
    Let’s all play soccer.

  3. 3 Jordan Melnick said at 10:20 pm on January 17th, 2011:

    If Korupt gave a
    fu’bout Daboll, he always
    be broke. Lodi dah.

  4. 4 verdantsky said at 12:08 am on January 18th, 2011:

    Field goals, potatoes,
    but where’s the beef? that’s all folks.
    Dolphins dropped the ball.

    “I think our list of choices was upside down”
    -William

  5. 5 william said at 9:47 am on January 18th, 2011:

    Daboll’s new game plan:
    Ricky to stone defenses.
    High expecations.


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