Comic Caption Contest #1

By | January 25th, 2011 | 49 Comments

The attentive visitor will notice two things about this week’s comic: 1) Robby did not draw it; credit goes to local artist Eli Blanco, and 2) It has no caption. As for #2, we figured the scene below could go in so many directions that it was perfect for a caption contest. Leave your punch line as a comment and we will post the winner — as determined by our trusty laugh-o-meter — after the jump on next week’s Sketchy on the next CCC.

Beached Miami Comic Caption Contest #1


49 Comments on “Comic Caption Contest #1”

  1. 1 Geoff said at 2:42 am on January 25th, 2011:

    Psychologist- So how are we this week?

    Girl- I can’t speak for him, but I’m going to need some more of those pills you’ve been prescribing me.

    Psychologist- My dear I haven’t been prescribing you any pills.

    Girl- Thats good because Rex here, he doesn’t want me on pills

    Psychologist- Interesting, who is rex?

    Girl- This is Rex

    Psychologist- Why doesn’t ‘Rex’ want you to use pills?

    Girl- He thinks they are crutch

    Phycologist- Interesting (Starts writing)

    Girl- Not the file

    Psychologist- Yep, the file

  2. 2 mike said at 9:58 am on January 25th, 2011:

    I asked for a little hand around the house!!!

  3. 3 Vince Dyagrahm said at 9:59 am on January 25th, 2011:

    Therapist: What seems to be the problem?
    Girl: Well he refuses to wear clothes. Oh, and he doesn’t have a penis.

  4. 4 William said at 10:59 am on January 25th, 2011:

    So who actually picked out the curtains?

  5. 5 foster said at 11:17 am on January 25th, 2011:

    Of course he’s affectionate. Why does everyone ask if he’s affectionate?

  6. 6 Verdantsky said at 11:34 am on January 25th, 2011:

    His tail is the only thing keeping us together.

  7. 7 Dora said at 11:46 am on January 25th, 2011:

    This paranoia and anxiety over 2012 is creating a serious rift in our communication.

  8. 8 Jordan Melnick said at 12:06 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    Wife: His ego still hasn’t recovered from [in a whisper] certain recent p-a-l-e-o-n-t-o-l-o-g-i-c-a-l findings.

  9. 9 Maria de los Angeles said at 2:15 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    “But doctor, you told me to manifest my dreams! I always wanted to marry a cast member from Jersey Shore.”

  10. 10 Boy Writes Miami said at 3:08 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    Title: “Method Actors”

    Caption: “He’s been pitching his stupid ‘Realistic Barney’ kid’s show idea for months now.”

  11. 11 Jordan Melnick said at 3:13 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    Girlfriend, to her long-time analyst: What do you mean, “Here we go again”?

  12. 12 Rofactory said at 6:19 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    Lady to therapist:
    “I wanted him to be more of an animal in bed this year, but this is preposterous ”

    Therapist to lady:
    “And how do you feel about that?”

    Lady to Therapist:
    “He’s a freaking T-REX”

    Therapist to Lady:
    “Isn’t that what you wanted?”

    Lady to Therapist:
    “Not all of the time…Not out in public.”

    Therapist to Lady:
    “Does he look at you with eyes of passion?”

    Lady to Therapist:
    “He looks at me like a piece of meat.”

    Therapist:
    “Trust me honey, you should be glad. 20 years and my husband doesn’t even man-scape. At least yours role plays.”

    Dinosaur:
    Arghhh!

  13. 13 Miguel smith said at 6:19 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    What liability? I’m telling you, he’s perfect for Crunch. We already have an offer from Charleston Chew.

  14. 14 bill said at 7:29 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    “His family tree? Do you have to ask? Did I also mention that he was also editor of the Yale Law Review?”

  15. 15 RevulĂș said at 8:09 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    I’m sick of it. Every movie night is the same: ‘Jurassic Park! Let’s watch Jurassic Park!’

  16. 16 David C. said at 9:30 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    “It’s not my fault I was born with small hands Samantha!!!”

  17. 17 Bobby mcgee said at 11:22 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    And he calls me the tyrant. Just because I like air conditioning and alligator handbags.

  18. 18 Michael weatherbee said at 11:26 pm on January 25th, 2011:

    So are you telling me there is no inheritance? Weren’t these guys like, rulers or something.

  19. 19 Robby Campbell said at 12:33 am on January 26th, 2011:

    “After everything we’ve been through he still keeps me at arm’s length.”

  20. 20 William said at 9:41 am on January 26th, 2011:

    He’s in a band called Marc Bolan.

  21. 21 Chris said at 9:55 am on January 26th, 2011:

    “It worries me. You would not believe the bigotry we experience in public. The “jungle fever” slurs really infuriate him.”

  22. 22 gabe said at 10:41 am on January 26th, 2011:

    And HE has the audacity to call ME the man-eater???

  23. 23 gabe 2 said at 10:45 am on January 26th, 2011:

    “So, you want me to start doin’ the dinosaur now, or you wanna keep sketchin’ us like this?”

  24. 24 am said at 10:59 am on January 26th, 2011:

    The Vicky Mendoza scale is validated yet again.

  25. 25 Earl said at 11:04 am on January 26th, 2011:

    Therapist: Hey Rex, why the long face?

  26. 26 Dave said at 12:20 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    So, which one of you is Nancy?

  27. 27 chicken flava said at 1:54 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    AND he’s been out of work since Fantasia.

  28. 28 Bretty said at 2:07 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    Psychologist’s notes: Clearly Mary Ainsworth never encountered this situation.

  29. 29 Robby Campbell said at 2:15 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “Dino? More like Di-YES!”

  30. 30 meg said at 3:11 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    let’s just say his e-harmony photo did NOT look like this.

  31. 31 Assi Shalom said at 4:07 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “So then I said it’s either me or the cats”

  32. 32 Chris said at 4:34 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “My Christian faith is really driving a wedge between us. It’s absurd, but he actually believes his ancestors predated Adam and Eve.”

  33. 33 El Conquistador said at 4:35 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “He’s still mad that I gave Jeff Goldblum a hummer”

  34. 34 Jordan Melnick said at 6:09 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    Girl: “How’s our love life? If you think his arms are short … “

  35. 35 Robby Campbell said at 6:14 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “I’ll tell you a thing or two about a ‘Cretaceous period’.”

  36. 36 Jordan Melnick said at 6:14 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    Girl: “I know it was traumatic, but how many times do I have to hear about something that happened 65 million years ago.”

  37. 37 Robby Campbell said at 6:20 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “It’s the little things that annoy me. Like after sex, he always screams ‘DinoSCORE!'”

  38. 38 foodstamps said at 8:12 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    “Not to be overly critical, but do you have any idea how many bed sheets he destroys in a month? A little talon clipping would go a long way.”

  39. 39 Orenthal henry watermont said at 8:16 pm on January 26th, 2011:

    Offices of Pfizer: Your side effects are getting a tad out of control. Skin rash my ass.

  40. 40 sean ritchwood said at 2:17 am on January 27th, 2011:

    “he always leaves me with saurus !”

  41. 41 Womb said at 10:31 am on January 27th, 2011:

    Girl- You clearly see why I wake up soar every morning.

  42. 42 ubergina said at 6:55 pm on January 29th, 2011:

    No, but the dinosaur suit is mine.

  43. 43 DrĂ© said at 7:48 pm on January 29th, 2011:

    His parents want to eat me alive.

  44. 44 arielle said at 11:33 pm on January 29th, 2011:

    So who’s the winner?

    My vote goes to William for the “band called Marc Bolan” or Conquistador’s “hummer to Jeff Goldblum.” And the saurus was pretty good too.

  45. 45 Alan said at 7:25 pm on January 31st, 2011:

    She says she can’t marry a gentile.

  46. 46 Alan said at 7:26 pm on January 31st, 2011:

    Dino: I’ve got the blues… Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

  47. 47 Laura croftenstein said at 12:14 pm on February 1st, 2011:

    “He was a big star before all these vampires came onto the scene. Now look at him, pint sized with gimp arms. Hasn’t growled in months, he just mopes around with that ridiculous grin. If he’s satisfied standing over a minature golf hole all day while kids wipe boogers and stick gum on him, i’m done.”

  48. 48 Dalton Walden said at 12:29 pm on February 1st, 2011:

    “apparently little hans was caught in his mother’s cookie jar.”

  49. 49 CLJ said at 10:05 pm on February 12th, 2011:

    “He keeps eating the neighbors.”


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