Comic Caption Contest #1
By Eli Blanco | January 25th, 2011 | 49 CommentsThe attentive visitor will notice two things about this week’s comic: 1) Robby did not draw it; credit goes to local artist Eli Blanco, and 2) It has no caption. As for #2, we figured the scene below could go in so many directions that it was perfect for a caption contest. Leave your punch line as a comment and we will post the winner — as determined by our trusty laugh-o-meter — after the jump on next week’s Sketchy on the next CCC.
Psychologist- So how are we this week?
Girl- I can’t speak for him, but I’m going to need some more of those pills you’ve been prescribing me.
Psychologist- My dear I haven’t been prescribing you any pills.
Girl- Thats good because Rex here, he doesn’t want me on pills
Psychologist- Interesting, who is rex?
Girl- This is Rex
Psychologist- Why doesn’t ‘Rex’ want you to use pills?
Girl- He thinks they are crutch
Phycologist- Interesting (Starts writing)
Girl- Not the file
Psychologist- Yep, the file
I asked for a little hand around the house!!!
Therapist: What seems to be the problem?
Girl: Well he refuses to wear clothes. Oh, and he doesn’t have a penis.
So who actually picked out the curtains?
Of course he’s affectionate. Why does everyone ask if he’s affectionate?
His tail is the only thing keeping us together.
This paranoia and anxiety over 2012 is creating a serious rift in our communication.
Wife: His ego still hasn’t recovered from [in a whisper] certain recent p-a-l-e-o-n-t-o-l-o-g-i-c-a-l findings.
“But doctor, you told me to manifest my dreams! I always wanted to marry a cast member from Jersey Shore.”
Title: “Method Actors”
Caption: “He’s been pitching his stupid ‘Realistic Barney’ kid’s show idea for months now.”
Girlfriend, to her long-time analyst: What do you mean, “Here we go again”?
Lady to therapist:
“I wanted him to be more of an animal in bed this year, but this is preposterous ”
Therapist to lady:
“And how do you feel about that?”
Lady to Therapist:
“He’s a freaking T-REX”
Therapist to Lady:
“Isn’t that what you wanted?”
Lady to Therapist:
“Not all of the time…Not out in public.”
Therapist to Lady:
“Does he look at you with eyes of passion?”
Lady to Therapist:
“He looks at me like a piece of meat.”
Therapist:
“Trust me honey, you should be glad. 20 years and my husband doesn’t even man-scape. At least yours role plays.”
Dinosaur:
Arghhh!
What liability? I’m telling you, he’s perfect for Crunch. We already have an offer from Charleston Chew.
“His family tree? Do you have to ask? Did I also mention that he was also editor of the Yale Law Review?”
I’m sick of it. Every movie night is the same: ‘Jurassic Park! Let’s watch Jurassic Park!’
“It’s not my fault I was born with small hands Samantha!!!”
And he calls me the tyrant. Just because I like air conditioning and alligator handbags.
So are you telling me there is no inheritance? Weren’t these guys like, rulers or something.
“After everything we’ve been through he still keeps me at arm’s length.”
He’s in a band called Marc Bolan.
“It worries me. You would not believe the bigotry we experience in public. The “jungle fever” slurs really infuriate him.”
And HE has the audacity to call ME the man-eater???
“So, you want me to start doin’ the dinosaur now, or you wanna keep sketchin’ us like this?”
The Vicky Mendoza scale is validated yet again.
Therapist: Hey Rex, why the long face?
So, which one of you is Nancy?
AND he’s been out of work since Fantasia.
Psychologist’s notes: Clearly Mary Ainsworth never encountered this situation.
“Dino? More like Di-YES!”
let’s just say his e-harmony photo did NOT look like this.
“So then I said it’s either me or the cats”
“My Christian faith is really driving a wedge between us. It’s absurd, but he actually believes his ancestors predated Adam and Eve.”
“He’s still mad that I gave Jeff Goldblum a hummer”
Girl: “How’s our love life? If you think his arms are short … “
“I’ll tell you a thing or two about a ‘Cretaceous period’.”
Girl: “I know it was traumatic, but how many times do I have to hear about something that happened 65 million years ago.”
“It’s the little things that annoy me. Like after sex, he always screams ‘DinoSCORE!’”
“Not to be overly critical, but do you have any idea how many bed sheets he destroys in a month? A little talon clipping would go a long way.”
Offices of Pfizer: Your side effects are getting a tad out of control. Skin rash my ass.
“he always leaves me with saurus !”
Girl- You clearly see why I wake up soar every morning.
No, but the dinosaur suit is mine.
His parents want to eat me alive.
So who’s the winner?
My vote goes to William for the “band called Marc Bolan” or Conquistador’s “hummer to Jeff Goldblum.” And the saurus was pretty good too.
She says she can’t marry a gentile.
Dino: I’ve got the blues… Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
“He was a big star before all these vampires came onto the scene. Now look at him, pint sized with gimp arms. Hasn’t growled in months, he just mopes around with that ridiculous grin. If he’s satisfied standing over a minature golf hole all day while kids wipe boogers and stick gum on him, i’m done.”
“apparently little hans was caught in his mother’s cookie jar.”
“He keeps eating the neighbors.”