Comic Caption Contest #2

By | February 8th, 2011 | 42 Comments

Cartoon Caption Contest #2

Our first Comic Caption Contest (CCC #1) garnered a whopping 48 entries, so picking a winner wasn’t easy. In the end, Foster’s caption registered highest on our arbitrary in-house laugh-o-meter. Going forward we plan to make choosing a winner a democratic process. We are in the middle of figuring out the best way to enable voting and hope to implement it before CCC #3.

COMIC CAPTION CONTEST #1


42 Comments on “Comic Caption Contest #2”

  1. 1 Bop said at 11:53 am on February 8th, 2011:

    Wanna cross swords??

  2. 2 Robby Campbell said at 12:14 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Yeah, he’s right here. You wanna talk to him?”

  3. 3 Brandon said at 12:20 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “I really should get a hands free device”

  4. 4 Brandon 2 said at 12:21 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Can you hold this for a second”

  5. 5 Squathole said at 12:41 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Can you hear me NOW?”

  6. 6 Teresa said at 12:46 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    I’d like a large cheese with sausage please.

  7. 7 Mikey Berlin said at 3:11 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Oh my God you’re right! It IS awkwardly small!

  8. 8 meg said at 3:59 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    sir, could you keep it down? i’m trying to have a conversation here.

  9. 9 Maria de los Angeles said at 4:24 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    Why do those urinals look like somebody put a keg tap on a baptismal font?

  10. 10 vicequeenmaria said at 4:26 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    Oy vey, hurry up! You’ll be late for your bris!

  11. 11 Peep said at 5:57 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “How’s it hangin’?”

  12. 12 Boy Writes Miami said at 6:19 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Senator Craig, come to the airport, I found one for you just the right size.”

  13. 13 Jordan Melnick said at 8:27 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    Was waiting for a Senator Craig caption!

  14. 14 William said at 8:44 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “You do know this is the men’s bathroom, right?”

  15. 15 Wendy P. said at 9:06 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    ” Nice belt. “

  16. 16 Bananas Foster said at 9:32 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Hey Dick, hold on, I got another call.”

  17. 17 Cosa Nostra Agent #9 said at 9:51 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Wow, hey Joe, this guy here looks just like Father Bassett from back in the day…”

  18. 18 Jodie Pastuer said at 9:55 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Hey man, you mind pressing one for me. I think i’m in for a long one, I had a lot of beer.”

  19. 19 GFunk said at 10:04 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “You had the asparagus didn’t you?”

  20. 20 Willy Beamer said at 10:07 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “I used to whistle before they invented the cell phone. It’s the sound of someone else’s piss that makes me uncomfortable.”

  21. 21 Barry Manilow CinnĂ©idigh said at 10:12 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Dude, they got twenty urinals and four sinks. What’s up with that?”

  22. 22 Larry Ostrich said at 10:16 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “I got monophobia, but don’t worry, it’s not contagious.”

  23. 23 Glen Weiner said at 10:22 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    ” I sure am glad I changed carriers. I’ve never had good reception in this bathroom before; unlike your piss, it’s crystal clear.”

  24. 24 Howard Ryan said at 10:36 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Hey Harry, Sally got tickets to Equus. Why don’t you bring the wife?”

  25. 25 Jim Hennison said at 10:49 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “A place like this, it would be a sin to keep secret. I had the beef tips with mushrooms, how about you stranger?”

  26. 26 -Ism man said at 10:57 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Voyeurism and exhibitionism are my keys to hedonism man.”

  27. 27 Robby Campbell said at 11:12 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    Not a caption: I’m sensing someone is stuffing the ballot box.

  28. 28 Chris Luda said at 11:16 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Don’t mind me, i’m just handling my biznass.”

  29. 29 Derek Skeeter said at 11:49 pm on February 8th, 2011:

    “Excuse me sir, what are you looking at?”
    “A dick on his cell phone.”

  30. 30 Bop said at 2:01 pm on February 9th, 2011:

    Please stop splashing me!

  31. 31 Cosa Nostra Agent #9 said at 9:29 pm on February 9th, 2011:

    “I’ve got a positive ID on the suspect. Should I move in to apprehend?”

  32. 32 marty cohen said at 9:53 pm on February 9th, 2011:

    “Honey, you won’t believe who i’m taking a piss with…Seth Rogan!”

  33. 33 Jonathan Chekhov Cheever said at 6:46 am on February 10th, 2011:

    (guy on the right) “I usually fantasize about pissing on women but you are making me bi-curious.”

  34. 34 Jordan Melnick said at 8:47 am on February 10th, 2011:

    Really Cheever?

  35. 35 JCC said at 5:19 pm on February 10th, 2011:

    I was going to use Beaver but I liked the alliteration. /shrug

  36. 36 Vincent Thurman said at 7:12 pm on February 10th, 2011:

    “C’mon man, I expect, even appreciate the uncomfortable silence in this dump. In the immortal words of R. Kelly played by Dave Chappelle, “I wanna piss on you.”

  37. 37 Mike said at 7:47 pm on February 10th, 2011:

    Hey how you doin ?

    Holdin my own !

  38. 38 gssn said at 8:22 pm on February 10th, 2011:

    “Guess we’re both on hold….”

  39. 39 Deb said at 9:03 am on February 12th, 2011:

    “Gotta pen?”

  40. 40 JRR said at 9:53 am on February 12th, 2011:

    Pssss…I have to tell you a secret. Don’t ever wear a short sleeved button up again.”

  41. 41 ubergina said at 9:39 pm on February 14th, 2011:

    “Listen, you can hear the ocean.”

  42. 42 Ralf said at 3:52 pm on February 15th, 2011:

    Hey, this app for flushing actually works, wanna try it out?


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