Comic Caption Contest #2
By Eli Blanco | February 8th, 2011 | 42 Comments
Our first Comic Caption Contest (CCC #1) garnered a whopping 48 entries, so picking a winner wasn’t easy. In the end, Foster’s caption registered highest on our arbitrary in-house laugh-o-meter. Going forward we plan to make choosing a winner a democratic process. We are in the middle of figuring out the best way to enable voting and hope to implement it before CCC #3.










Wanna cross swords??
“Yeah, he’s right here. You wanna talk to him?”
“I really should get a hands free device”
“Can you hold this for a second”
“Can you hear me NOW?”
I’d like a large cheese with sausage please.
“Oh my God you’re right! It IS awkwardly small!
sir, could you keep it down? i’m trying to have a conversation here.
Why do those urinals look like somebody put a keg tap on a baptismal font?
Oy vey, hurry up! You’ll be late for your bris!
“How’s it hangin’?”
“Senator Craig, come to the airport, I found one for you just the right size.”
Was waiting for a Senator Craig caption!
“You do know this is the men’s bathroom, right?”
” Nice belt. “
“Hey Dick, hold on, I got another call.”
“Wow, hey Joe, this guy here looks just like Father Bassett from back in the day…”
“Hey man, you mind pressing one for me. I think i’m in for a long one, I had a lot of beer.”
“You had the asparagus didn’t you?”
“I used to whistle before they invented the cell phone. It’s the sound of someone else’s piss that makes me uncomfortable.”
“Dude, they got twenty urinals and four sinks. What’s up with that?”
“I got monophobia, but don’t worry, it’s not contagious.”
” I sure am glad I changed carriers. I’ve never had good reception in this bathroom before; unlike your piss, it’s crystal clear.”
“Hey Harry, Sally got tickets to Equus. Why don’t you bring the wife?”
“A place like this, it would be a sin to keep secret. I had the beef tips with mushrooms, how about you stranger?”
“Voyeurism and exhibitionism are my keys to hedonism man.”
Not a caption: I’m sensing someone is stuffing the ballot box.
“Don’t mind me, i’m just handling my biznass.”
“Excuse me sir, what are you looking at?”
“A dick on his cell phone.”
Please stop splashing me!
“I’ve got a positive ID on the suspect. Should I move in to apprehend?”
“Honey, you won’t believe who i’m taking a piss with…Seth Rogan!”
(guy on the right) “I usually fantasize about pissing on women but you are making me bi-curious.”
Really Cheever?
I was going to use Beaver but I liked the alliteration. /shrug
“C’mon man, I expect, even appreciate the uncomfortable silence in this dump. In the immortal words of R. Kelly played by Dave Chappelle, “I wanna piss on you.”
Hey how you doin ?
Holdin my own !
“Guess we’re both on hold….”
“Gotta pen?”
Pssss…I have to tell you a secret. Don’t ever wear a short sleeved button up again.”
“Listen, you can hear the ocean.”
Hey, this app for flushing actually works, wanna try it out?