“This is a drawing of a bearded baseball player running away from an extremely oversized baseball. It is not a miniature baseball player running away from a regular-sized ball because that would be impossible; they don’t make baseball gloves of that size.”
After failing to boost attendance at games, Marlins managers use new stadium for a reality TV venture, “Extreme Celebrity Baseball.”
Due to the overwhelming use of steroids in baseball Bud Selig decided to level the playing field…
even the baseballs got bored of playing baseball.
“WHY WON’T YOU GLOVE ME?!”
Every now and again, the Sisyphus Kid lost his grip.
“Honey, I Shrunk the Shortstop”
Last year’s World Series…… Texas was mighty scared! Their competition’s reputation preceded them
“This is a drawing of a bearded baseball player running away from an extremely oversized baseball. It is not a miniature baseball player running away from a regular-sized ball because that would be impossible; they don’t make baseball gloves of that size.”
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We’re sick of these giant fucking tomatoes, and we’re tired of running from them
“BALL!”
The Marlins, trying to “lure” in fans, had Indiana Jones night at the ballpark.