One Euro Step for Wade . . .

By | May 4th, 2011 | 9 Comments

. . . one giant leap for the Miami Heat. We protected our home. Now we have to hold our noses, go to Boston, and soil the Garden. Somebody wake me up on Saturday around 6 p.m.

p.s. Some tweeps are calling that move a travel, but I’ll take D-Wade’s word that the Euro Step is kosher. Here he is explaining how to pull it off (“it” being your groin if you’re not Dwyane Wade).

9 Comments on “One Euro Step for Wade . . .”

  1. 1 Chris said at 12:42 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    Where are the videos for the other 10,000 ridiculous plays he has pulled off through 7 playoff games? Can we have a black jesus section on this blog?

  2. 2 Chris said at 12:43 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    at least for the playoffs

  3. 3 Gabe said at 1:01 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    I second the above.
    And/or a Lebron/D Wade-nut-all over-the-opposing-team-fast-break-to-alley-oop section?

  4. 4 Naysayer said at 1:01 pm on May 4th, 2011: I say, booooo. Leprechaun shall douse all flames with golden shower

  5. 5 Jordan Melnick said at 1:26 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    Black Jesus — isn’t that like saying hot heat?

  6. 6 William said at 1:47 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    He’s pornographic.

  7. 7 Jordan Melnick said at 2:42 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    @Willy Gross, my friend. Quite gross.

  8. 8 Chris said at 3:37 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    Nothing wrong with homo-erotic comments concerning LeWyane. You should see the stains on my pants from yesterday. I’m not washing them ’til we bring home the title.

  9. 9 gabe said at 11:45 pm on May 4th, 2011:

    This guy “Chris” speaks from the heart.
    Naysayer needs to start frequented Beached Boston, or whatever lame equivalent they’re cooking up in the land of aging/fat stars (besides Ray Allen, who will always rule). Wicked!

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