Exxxcursion at Exxxotica (NSFW!)

By | May 24th, 2011 | 15 Comments

As a journalist of the intrepid variety, I don’t always get to choose the story. When there’s a bloody revolt in Libya, a natural disaster in Jakarta, a financial crisis on Wall Street, I relinquish my desire to control events, roll up my sleeves à la Anderson, and report the hell out of the story for the greater good of mankind. It was in such a spirit that I sacrificed Saturday, a day I would have preferred to spend catching up on my novella, instead delving into Exxxotica Expo 2011 at the Miami Beach Convention Center.

“The largest event in the U.S.A. dedicated to love and sex”, Exxxotica offered me a chance to interview the crème de la crème of the porn industry, including Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Brandy “Brandy” Talore, Superstar XXX, and the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. Now, as a journalist of the intrepid variety, I didn’t approach these luminaries as one of their many well-deserved sycophants. No sir. In the face of such greatness, I steadied my resolve, wound up, and pitched the hard balls. Here is my report.

You can also watch this video on the Beached Miami YouTube channel, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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15 Comments on “Exxxcursion at Exxxotica (NSFW!)”

  1. 1 doobie said at 9:04 am on May 24th, 2011:

    this was hilarious!!!! funniest thing so far.

  2. 2 Pp said at 10:03 am on May 24th, 2011:

    A+. Hyster.

  3. 3 Paula said at 10:21 am on May 24th, 2011:


  4. 4 David said at 1:58 pm on May 24th, 2011:

    I’m at work, yet I still clicked play. This is easily your best piece.

  5. 5 foster said at 2:53 pm on May 24th, 2011:


  6. 6 Robby Campbell said at 7:24 pm on May 24th, 2011:

    Thanks guys. It was a difficult job, but somebody had to do it.

  7. 7 Rick said at 8:32 pm on May 24th, 2011:

    Damn, you guys are good.


  8. 8 Phil said at 9:10 pm on May 24th, 2011:

    quality work

  9. 9 CB said at 11:17 am on May 26th, 2011:

    Ha, very nice job. The dancing scenes are great

  10. 10 Dud Bertigan said at 1:48 pm on May 27th, 2011:

    This is fucking awesome, tried to embed it on “some other website,” but they were HATING. Great fucking audio value, improv comedy, shooting, and editing. Mad props

  11. 11 Jordan Melnick said at 2:12 pm on May 27th, 2011:

    Thanks Dud. Care to share the other website? It wasn’t our rival, Beached Shelbyville, was it?

  12. 12 laurie schenker said at 3:21 pm on June 2nd, 2011:

    that was just what we needed to end a long Thursday….Hysterical !!!!!!! I want to view Jewish Porn !!!!!

  13. 13 jill schenker said at 2:20 pm on June 3rd, 2011:

    Very funny…did anyone know who Rumplestiltskin was???? Did you call yourself that because of your height, or because you wanted their first born????

    Enjoyed it all.

  14. 14 vicequeenmaria said at 5:35 pm on June 3rd, 2011:

    Best Exxxotica coverage evar!!!

  15. 15 Robby Campbell said at 6:16 pm on June 3rd, 2011:

    Thank you Vicequeen and Schenkers and Dud and CB. I’m glad you enjoyed our little report.

    Laurie, Be careful what you wish for.

    Jill, Rumplestiltskin was just the most unsexy porn name we could think of. I’ll thank you to note that I am 5’9 & 3/4″

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