Miami’s Got Talent

By | July 15th, 2011 | 10 Comments

At Art Walk last Saturday, our obscenely charming mailroom clerk, Geoffrey Joseph Campbell, stalked N.W. Second Avenue with half a mind to ignore the art completely and another half to utterly disregard it. He had more important things to do, namely, find out if Miami’s got talent. Here’s what he turned up.

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10 Comments on “Miami’s Got Talent”

  1. 1 Jordan Melnick said at 3:07 pm on July 15th, 2011:

    Please, someone translate that joke for me.

  2. 2 Wondo said at 3:15 pm on July 15th, 2011:

    I vote for the crazy guy

  3. 3 swampthing said at 10:02 pm on July 15th, 2011:

    something comfortably larry king about your style, oh and nice tie.

  4. 4 Geoff said at 11:08 pm on July 15th, 2011:

    @Swampthing I’ve never been likened to Larry King before. I’ll take that as a compliment.

  5. 5 Jordan Melnick said at 12:46 am on July 16th, 2011:

    @Geoff, I actually seem to remember Robby drawing a Larry King comparison based on the Exxxotica video. Not in the comments though.

  6. 6 Geoff said at 1:40 pm on July 16th, 2011:

    no one can tell us apart- so it seems we both give off a King-ish vibe

  7. 7 Robby Campbell said at 3:40 pm on July 16th, 2011:

    “…that’s why my son who I haven’t met yet from a one night stand that I didn’t know about…” -quote of the century.

  8. 8 Melissa said at 3:01 pm on July 17th, 2011:

    I can’t get enough of watching that guy point. @ Jordan, As for the dirty Cuban joke, some guy is told it’ll cost him $10 to get a haircut and then inquires how much it would cost for the hair on his (insert really gross Cuban word here) . Geoff’s reaction was much funnier than the joke.

  9. 9 Geoff said at 5:02 pm on July 17th, 2011:

    The translation that I got was something to this effect: A guy goes into hairdresser and asks,”How much to wash my head”? The hair dresser says -10$. The guy responds,
    How much for the rest of my pinga.”

  10. 10 Gargamell Oh said at 3:43 pm on August 23rd, 2011:

    Tavis Smiley and Steven Carell had a baby, and they called it Geoff.

    again, kudos to the video editor as well.

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