Shark Week Exposé, Part II

By | August 7th, 2011 | 1 Comment

Discovery Channel is through with Shark Week. I am not. In this, the second and final part of our exposé, we again visit with infamous shark hunter Mark “The Shark” Quartiano aboard the blood-stained decks of Striker-I and uninfamous but no less preeminent shark expert Dr. Samuel H. Gruber within the Nutella-stained confines of his home office. We also stop and chat with sundry sun-baked Sallys and Sams upon the sizzling sands of sunny South Beach. If you have not seen Part I of our Shark Week Exposé, do so with the speed of a shortfin mako. Otherwise, proceed.

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One Comment on “Shark Week Exposé, Part II”

  1. 1 chicken flava said at 9:07 pm on August 8th, 2011:

    Registering a complaint that there was not nearly enough time spent on the fact that there was a FUCKING REMORA ON YOUR ARM.

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