57 Comments on “Radiolab Live Ticket Giveaway”

1. 
   1 Lori said at 10:23 am on January 27th, 2012:

   I’d krulwich the fuck out of that jad blogger Jordan Melnick.

2. 
   2 Natalie said at 10:45 am on January 27th, 2012:

   Krulwich my jad body.

3. 
   3 Francisco F said at 11:10 am on January 27th, 2012:

   Jordan Melnick, the once the celebrated editor of Beached Miami — who gained local esteem by holding a polished mirror to South Florida’s daily foibles — was arrested last night after allegedly kicking, biting, and krulwitching his friend and co-worker Robby Campbell at Mango’s Tropical Café . According to onlookers, the altercation arose after a noticeably intoxicated Campbell began loudly describing the “Rockin’ Raspberry Lemonade Mojito” that Melnick had just ordered as “kinda jad-y.”

4. 
   4 maria b said at 11:17 am on January 27th, 2012:

   I was about to krulwitch my way into the Filmore when the security told me “man that beached miami t-shirt is sooo jad”

5. 
   5 Luis Mejia said at 11:19 am on January 27th, 2012:

   Im going to jad that Krulwich like shes never been jadded before

6. 
   6 Luis Mejia said at 11:22 am on January 27th, 2012:

   I am going to Krulwich that jad lady so hard after dinner

7. 
   7 Roy said at 11:27 am on January 27th, 2012:

   I’ll krulwich anyone’s jad for these tickets.

8. 
   8 Dionisio Garcia said at 11:31 am on January 27th, 2012:

   Last night I Krulwiched until I couldn’t Krulwich no more. Tonight I shall Jad the night away.

9. 
   9 jorge gonzalez graupera said at 11:34 am on January 27th, 2012:

   Sheeeiiiiit, maaaaan. That jad muf’ be krulwichin” mah old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?

10. 
    10 Dev said at 11:42 am on January 27th, 2012:

    I krulwiched the story with my jad demeanor before the other reporters had a chance to get a word in.

11. 
    11 J. Matt Hoch said at 12:03 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I Krulwiched myself because of all the jad images I saw!

12. 
    12 dave said at 12:07 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I’d krulwich any jad website for some tickets

13. 
    13 Kevin said at 12:09 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I had some pretty jad stuff to drink last night and ended up Krulwiching in a garbage can

14. 
    14 Gabe said at 12:13 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I jad don’t know the definition of Krulwich.

15. 
    15 Dustin said at 12:14 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Don’t krulwich on your boat when yachting with jad blondes.

16. 
    16 Tamara Wendt said at 12:14 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I Krulwiched about it for a while… decided to jad for it.

17. 
    17 justin engles said at 12:17 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I’ve got a jad itch that needs to be krulwiched.

18. 
    18 Jules said at 12:30 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Woke up this morning, thoroughly tangled in satin sheets (satin?! how terribly jad), and suddenly feeling as though my brain might krulwich right out of my left ear. Bloody awful. Now where’s my sodding, jad-y panties? And coffee?

19. 
    19 Jordan Melnick said at 12:32 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Easily one of the jad ideas I’ve ever Krulwiched.

20. 
    20 Richard said at 12:38 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    60 jad dollars for Radio Lab? Inflation is Krulwiched!

21. 
    21 Yadel said at 12:43 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    A jad hippopotamus krulwiched a crocodile by the tail.

22. 
    22 Andrew Zamora said at 12:44 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Men have two emotions: Jad and Horny. If you see him without a krulwich, make him a sandwich.

23. 
    23 Andrew Zamora said at 12:55 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Replaced the wrong word! Mulligan?

    Men have two emotions: Jad and Horny. If you see him without a erection, krulwich him a sandwich.

24. 
    24 Robin said at 2:35 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I’m Krulwiching this dead grammar space with a jad article about marmoset orgies:

    http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?Aktion=ShowAbstractBuch&ArtikelNr=21686&ProduktNr=225022

25. 
    25 Jake Maxwell Kinstler said at 2:53 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    In those Jad hours before sunrise, we Krulwiched like blind cave fish.

26. 
    26 paniq said at 3:01 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    That statement is pretty jad. Can you krulwich it down for us?

27. 
    27 iynque said at 3:03 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    So are all the people who don’t understand what verbs and nouns are disqualified?

28. 
    28 ludmila said at 3:12 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    Some of these unjad posters wouldn’t know how to krulwich a part of speech if it bit them in their radiolab…

29. 
    29 Jeanne said at 3:13 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    When we fly to Florida on Monday, we’re hoping when we land we’ll hear jad news about krulwiching to the RadioLab performance the next day.

30. 
    30 iloveradiolab said at 4:40 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    My jad husband thinks it is hysterical when our preschooler krulwiches and then says “sniff” while pulling the blankets over my head.

31. 
    31 Chuong said at 4:56 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    It’d be so jad if I get to krulwich Jad, Krulwich, Demetri Martin, and Thao Nguyen in person!

32. 
    32 Lydia said at 8:04 pm on January 27th, 2012:

    I’d krulwich pennies out of my piggy bank with chopsticks, some duct tape, gum and ingenuity to get tickets to go’on down to Miami; gonna be a jaddin’ good time.

33. 
    33 Javier said at 6:01 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    I had a jadist afternoon Krulwiching Radiolab on my car. You guys are just jaditious! :P

34. 
    34 Sian Evans said at 8:39 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    South of Miami 50 night monkeys with jad eyes were observed to krulwich in the dark for the first time.

35. 
    35 Olga said at 10:30 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    I krulwiched over to the jad performance hoping to get a peak.

36. 
    36 G.K. said at 10:37 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    I just used my jad phone, to krulwich a message to my friend about getting tickets to this cool radio show.

37. 
    37 thea said at 11:41 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    To krulwich or not to krulwich, that is the jad

38. 
    38 thea said at 11:44 pm on January 28th, 2012:

    * jad should be a noun

39. 
    39 Esther Krieger said at 2:10 am on January 29th, 2012:

    Jad things come to those who Krulwich.

40. 
    40 Jarod HM said at 3:09 pm on January 29th, 2012:

    The jad ruler fears that the new community that has entered his kingdom will krulwich his plans to enrich his people: how can we make plans to help with such swelling numbers of subjects.

41. 
    41 Stefan Lai said at 11:04 pm on January 29th, 2012:

    I was walking alone, minding my own business, when this ugly, jad Krulwich drove by, flipped me off and yelled “I’M IN MIAMI BITCH!”

42. 
    42 Bridget K said at 10:15 am on January 30th, 2012:

    Radiolab diluted the islamic Jad with thier delightful mix of science, rock and roll, comedy and dance and Krulwiched their operatives with entertainment and the world is better place…

43. 
    43 bridget k said at 10:22 am on January 30th, 2012:

    Grammar mechanics are not my strong suit. Time is relative.

44. 
    44 Richard chinchilla said at 12:22 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    Jad’ed ‘em?! I hardly Kruwilched ‘em!! (rectum?! hardly knew ‘em)

    Pick me :)

45. 
    45 Jessica said at 8:13 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    As a copy editor, I gently krulwich when writers can’t tell the difference between an adjective and a jad verb.

46. 
    46 Jordan Melnick said at 8:44 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    Krulwich our jad animated interview with Demetri Martin: http://www.beachedmiami.com/2012/01/30/comedian-demetri-martin-phone-call/

47. 
    47 Mandy said at 9:00 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    I would krulwich three agencies from the federal government. Commerce, Education and the — what’s the jad one there? Let’s see…

48. 
    48 Graciela Benitez said at 9:02 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    That sexy jad Demetri Martin is going to open for RadioLab? I’m going to krulwich him til he’s screams

49. 
    49 Zach said at 9:02 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    I used to be a jad-venturer like you, but then I took a krulwich to the knee.

50. 
    50 Liam Milano said at 9:12 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    The incredibly jad Jad Fair one half of Half Japanese, once said to me and I quote; ” he whometh lags a Jad Jad upon turkish krulwiching the exterior of a barn, may not finish.” and I quote.

51. 
    51 Kaitlin said at 9:13 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    My mad mom was so excited about your show that she krulwiched to me on the phone for over an hour about how much she’d love to see it.

52. 
    52 Jordan Melnick said at 9:19 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    Kaitlin, you mean your jad mom, but it’s all good. You’re in the running!

53. 
    53 Patty Brown said at 9:33 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    I spent the weekend attempting to create the most clever, and grammatically correct, sentence for this competition; however, I am sad to say that I have failed completely, but this will not damper my hopes because what I may not Krulwich today, I may Sagal or Glass in the future, and that, my friend, would not be half Jad.

54. 
    54 Kaitlin said at 9:42 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    @Jordan — Sorry, my iPad has a tendency to spell on its own without my permission, no matter what I type. It turned jad into mad. My mom is not mad, but she does think Radio Lab is jad, which surprised me, because she doesn’t usually get krulwich about anything so rad. :-)

55. 
    55 Giancarlo Sardone said at 10:19 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    That jad son of yours better start behaving or off to krulwich school he goes!

56. 
    56 Jordan Melnick said at 10:39 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    And the giveaway winner is …

57. 
    57 Casey said at 11:49 pm on January 30th, 2012:

    Beached Miami is so totally jad; I’d krulwich anyone who tried to take my wolfie from me.

Leave a Reply