Reaction to Daboll hire in 5-7-5 formation

By | January 17th, 2011 | 5 Comments

Brian Daboll the Dolphins’ new offensive coordinator? WTF? A guy who led one of only two offenses that scored fewer points than the Dolphins in 2010? This is who we choose after yet another playoff-less season? Doball may not deserve the blame for being dealt a shitty hand in Colt McCoy, Seneca Wallace, and Jake Delhomme, but then why have faith he can jumpstart the Dolphins’ laggard O? Why indeed. Yes, I’m all questions and no answers. In fact, the only way I’ve found to express my confusion is through haiku:

No offense, Offense.
Someone call the Ginn family.
Daboll can’t fix it.

This video is also helping me work things out.

Ah, that ought to wake up the muse. What are your thoughts on the Doball hire? Let us know in a comment (preferably in haiku).