Damn Dolphins: Week Twelve

By | November 25th, 2011 | 2 Comments
Incoming by Robby Campbell

In the this episode of DD, Nathaniel takes it in the turkey-stuffed tummy for cheering his team on.

Well, you can’t beat your fate. The fate of the 2011 Miami Dolphins is to look good all the way through and not finish. It’s getting to the point where I have to wonder aloud if Coach Sparano has them practicing with blue footballs. The 20-19 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving was the first time in a long time I was really rooting for them to pull off a win and, of course, they caved. They deserve no Thanksgiving leftovers.

The halftime show deserves a mention considering it was a hilarious hodgepodge of scripted 305-inspired crap. Pitbull is the man and all, but he’s turning into a tropical nightclub cartoon character. And I’d like Enrique Iglesias to sleep with my sister so I can try out my David Carradine-inspired Five Point Exploding Scrotum Technique on him. I don’t have a sister and that halftime show was birdshit.

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