Damn Dolphins: Open Letter to Stephen Ross

By | January 5th, 2012 | 7 Comments
Stephen Ross

This is no laughing matter, Mr. Ross. -- photo by Associated Press

Dear Stephen Ross,

I don’t really expect you to read this. It’s mostly a therapeutic exercise in fandom and something for me to get off of my chest. This is a message from a born and raised Miamian and die-hard Dolphins fan who was a season ticket holder before you bought the team — I relinquished my seats after last year’s abominable 1-8 showing at home. I just couldn’t stand to pump a good percentage of my net worth into something so debilitating. I know that sounds like an exaggeration. I’m that kind of football fan.

By the power of the transitive property, that’s money out of your pocket …

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