Damn Dolphins: The agony and ecstacy of free agency

By | March 17th, 2013 | No Comments
Incoming by Robby Campbell

The Dolphins' free-agency moves have Nathaniel hoping against hope for hope.

It doesn’t sit right with me when all of the press about an NFL free agency signing mentions “too much money.”

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Damn Dolphins: Lord Ha’ Mercy

By | March 20th, 2012 | No Comments
Incoming by Robby Campbell

Peyton is heading to Denver, and Nathaniel is hopping mad.

I had to chime in. I’ve got this mouthpiece here and I need to yell slobberingly through it. What is this Dolphins team doing? Besides not taking my advice and prompting the rest of the NFL and assorted sports media to make bold statements about how the franchise is the most poorly run in the NFL. I can’t help but wonder if owner Stephen Ross thought that when he spearheaded the team’s “regime change” he was going to get United Nations funding and some goodwill momentum from heads of state in the Balkans.

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Damn Dolphins: Open Letter to Stephen Ross

By | January 5th, 2012 | 7 Comments
Stephen Ross

This is no laughing matter, Mr. Ross. -- photo by Associated Press

Dear Stephen Ross,

I don’t really expect you to read this. It’s mostly a therapeutic exercise in fandom and something for me to get off of my chest. This is a message from a born and raised Miamian and die-hard Dolphins fan who was a season ticket holder before you bought the team — I relinquished my seats after last year’s abominable 1-8 showing at home. I just couldn’t stand to pump a good percentage of my net worth into something so debilitating. I know that sounds like an exaggeration. I’m that kind of football fan.

By the power of the transitive property, that’s money out of your pocket …

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