Exxxcursion at Exxxotica (NSFW!)

By | May 24th, 2011 | 15 Comments

As a journalist of the intrepid variety, I don’t always get to choose the story. When there’s a bloody revolt in Libya, a natural disaster in Jakarta, a financial crisis on Wall Street, I relinquish my desire to control events, roll up my sleeves à la Anderson, and report the hell out of the story for the greater good of mankind. It was in such a spirit that I sacrificed Saturday, a day I would have preferred to spend catching up on my novella, instead delving into Exxxotica Expo 2011 at the Miami Beach Convention Center.

“The largest event in the U.S.A. dedicated to love and sex”, Exxxotica offered me a chance to interview the crème de la crème of the porn industry, including Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Brandy “Brandy” Talore, Superstar XXX, and the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy. Now, as a journalist of the intrepid variety, I didn’t approach these luminaries as one of their many well-deserved sycophants. No sir. In the face of such greatness, I steadied my resolve, wound up, and pitched the hard balls. Here is my report.

You can also watch this video on the Beached Miami YouTube channel, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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